A Joke For Squares

What is an irrational number? Is it a number that refuses to quit? “Hear me, people! I am Square-Root of Three, and I am one point seven three two zero five zero eight zero seven five six eight eigth seven seven two nine three five two seven four four—hey, don’t interrupt me!—six three four one five zero five eight seven two three six six nine—don’t laugh!—four two eight zero five two five three eight one zero three eight zero six two eight zero five five eight zero six nine seven nine four five—get your hands off my period!—one nine three three zero one nine zero eight eight zero zero zero three seven zero eight one one—I still have more than a million to go….”