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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Er, Cum Again?

And I thought I was over telling stories about the bathhouse.

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Afterwards, we lay next to each other. He cuddled next to me, so I placed my arm over him. We both breathed a sigh of contentment.

I turned to him and asked, “Tapos ka na rin ba?”

He looked at me and answered, “Di ako nagpapalabas dito, sa bahay ako nagpapalabas. Bottom kasi ako eh.”

Toink!

Can someone please explain how being bottom affects where one ejaculates. Thanks.

14 comments:

Tristan Tan said...

He probably needs porn-help.

RM said...

may kilala akong ganyan
im a bottom din but place has never been an issue for me as far as ejaculation is concerned. however, bottoms usually lose the pleasure of getting pounded after orgasm, so it may not be an issue of place but maybe he wanted to make the most out of his time in the bath house and just jerk off at home. that i can totally understand (and relate to)

joelmcvie said...

@RM: Aaaaahhh, makes sense! I totally get it now. =)

MkSurf8 said...

kasi naman dapat no talk, all play sa mga lugar na yan! ;p

joelmcvie said...

@MKSURF8: Eto naman, parang pipi. Hahaha!

A little small talk can be fun, and can sometimes inspire a blog entry or two. Or three or more.... =)

Mike said...

ay naku mga bottomesang mga ganyan eh sinasakal! madaming kaartehan sa buhay! hahaha! *galit sa mundo*

Jay Quiambao said...

And i remember our conversation the other day. :))

Johnny Cursive said...

baka namamahay lang sya. parang ako di ako makapupu ng maayos pag wala ako sa bahay ko. baka parang ganun sya LOL

Yj said...

this is just hilarious..... ang taray ng tanong, ang saya ng mga comments.... LOL

Ming Meows said...

bottoms like me don't like the feeling to be pressured by their partner to ejaculate.

caloy said...

bottom? hahaha! bottom..

~Carrie~ said...

I can so relate to the post and so agree to RM's comment.

Herbs D. said...

ay. ANO DAW?! hindi siya tao, girl! HINDI! HINDI! hahahahahahahaha.

though I do get into these moments to where I'm just too bored to do anything na. Sometime's kasi boring talaga ang top. hehehe. etchos!

Dhon said...

WHaaaatt?!! hahaha.. what a pleasant surprise..