Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Half

It’s rare that I receive a forwarded text joke that makes me laugh out loud but the following did:

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Jaime Zobel de Ayala: one-half Pinoy, one-half Spanish

Henry Sy: one-half Pinoy, one-half Chinese

Lito Atienza: one-half Hawaiian, one-half shirt

Mike Arroyo: one-half Pinoy, one-half pork

John Osmeña: one-half Pinoy, one-half-Pinay

Prospero Pichay: one-half Unggoy, one-half Gulay

GMA: one half…

(Thanks to J.A. who forwarded the joke to me.)

8 comments:

Keitaro Hanazawa said...

Kaya hindi nanalo si Pichay sa elections kasi pagkakaguluhan siya ng mga bata. Kamukha kasi niya si Barney.

Raymond said...

That made me laugh too! Thanks!

cant_u_read said...

bwahahahaha! hilarious is such an understatement.

Reyville said...

I tried to laugh out loud, too. HaHaHa. Seriously, this one's funny.

JOSH said...

OMG! lol! tnx for making me laugh, hehehe

Joel said...

KATUKAYO!

You're welcome! :)

(Been collecting a lot of joke texts lately, if you want i can forward all of them to you!)

Joel Aldor

joelmcvie said...

Katukayo! PLEASE DON'T. :-)

Sinuwerte ka sa isang joke na ito. 99.9% of text jokes sent to me, I don't even bother reading on after the first 5 words.

Anonymous said...

i think mike arroyo was updated to one half baboy and one half buwaya. hehehe

-j.