Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Tuesday, July 17, 2007


It’s rare that I receive a forwarded text joke that makes me laugh out loud but the following did:

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Jaime Zobel de Ayala: one-half Pinoy, one-half Spanish

Henry Sy: one-half Pinoy, one-half Chinese

Lito Atienza: one-half Hawaiian, one-half shirt

Mike Arroyo: one-half Pinoy, one-half pork

John Osmeña: one-half Pinoy, one-half-Pinay

Prospero Pichay: one-half Unggoy, one-half Gulay

GMA: one half…

(Thanks to J.A. who forwarded the joke to me.)


Keitaro Hanazawa said...

Kaya hindi nanalo si Pichay sa elections kasi pagkakaguluhan siya ng mga bata. Kamukha kasi niya si Barney.

Raymond said...

That made me laugh too! Thanks!

cant_u_read said...

bwahahahaha! hilarious is such an understatement.

Reyville said...

I tried to laugh out loud, too. HaHaHa. Seriously, this one's funny.

Anonymous said...

OMG! lol! tnx for making me laugh, hehehe

Joel said...


You're welcome! :)

(Been collecting a lot of joke texts lately, if you want i can forward all of them to you!)

Joel Aldor

joelmcvie said...

Katukayo! PLEASE DON'T. :-)

Sinuwerte ka sa isang joke na ito. 99.9% of text jokes sent to me, I don't even bother reading on after the first 5 words.

Anonymous said...

i think mike arroyo was updated to one half baboy and one half buwaya. hehehe