Half

It’s rare that I receive a forwarded text joke that makes me laugh out loud but the following did:

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Jaime Zobel de Ayala: one-half Pinoy, one-half Spanish

Henry Sy: one-half Pinoy, one-half Chinese

Lito Atienza: one-half Hawaiian, one-half shirt

Mike Arroyo: one-half Pinoy, one-half pork

John Osmeña: one-half Pinoy, one-half-Pinay

Prospero Pichay: one-half Unggoy, one-half Gulay

GMA: one half…

(Thanks to J.A. who forwarded the joke to me.)