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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Thursday, July 12, 2007

I Think I Need A Haircut

In my spotty track record of a so-called love life (which is different from my sex life but let me not digress further), I’m usually the one who is attracted to the other guy and spends the rest of the time pining for him. It’s rare that I meet someone who is attracted to me. It’s rarer still that I meet someone who is attracted to me and I find him attractive too. The rarest of them all is someone who is attracted to me, he’s attractive to me, and is single to boot.

Recently I met a guy who said he has a crush on me, I find him objectively good-looking (Leigh even said, “Not bad!!!!!” complete with five exclamation marks), and is single. Plus he’s only 21 years old. He had me “rise” to the occasion thrice in one night, and he got off a fourth time with a little help from my tongue and fingers. Man, the advantages of youth.

Is he smart? He finished English Literature, and is now studying to become a nurse. Maybe that’s not the smartest of moves, but the least one can say is that he’s studious. Did we have things to talk about? Well, I’ve asked him to tell me about his ex, his family, and his studies. He didn’t hesitate to tell me what he wanted me to do to him in bed, plus he knew how to give wonderful feedback—two communication skills that don’t need a diploma in English literature.

We said we’d see each other again. This is a nice change of pace.

Hu-well, hu-well, hu-well!

Careful now. Make sure you don’t step on my split ends.

18 comments:

Raymond said...

Wow, wagi ang beauty mo, congrats! Pero alam ba niyang nabroadcast mo na siya sa blog mo? I am amazed at how open the younger generation is now about sex. Or maybe that's just because ours was so repressed...

Anonymous said...

hahaha. that's a good news bai.

albert

Quentin X said...

What did they say about being only as old as the last person you shagged? This sounds too good to be true. Our Joel has finally found a match! What's the catch?

Pao Pielago said...

21 years old?! lord! do you realize that he's around my age?

hu-well, hu-well, hu-well talaga!

looks like another starbucks chika minute for us!

James said...

Kudos naman for you McVie!

Well, i can't blame this guy, You ARE attractive. Ilang beses na ba kitang nakikita? Hmm, una sa SM Baguio, tapos kung saan saang malls, weeks ago lang sa G3.. (puro 10-second encounters lang halos lahat, nangitian lang kita and I think you didn't even notice) Mysterious looking ka kasi, no wonder nakukuha mo ang attention ng mga younger generation!

Plus, expressive din ang fez mo, kasi mahaba eyelashes mo. Hahahaha

Be happy always :-)

Baklang AJ said...

mukhang maganda ang patutunguhan nitong mga split ends na to ah! wishing you all the best! charinG!

joelmcvie said...

BONG: He'll know one day; I'll tell him about my blog. Besides I never identified him by name, anyway.

ALBERT: Thanks lot.

QUENTIN X: What's the catch? A 21-year old, hahaha!

PAO: Yes he is around your age. Parang pinahihiwatig mo na mag-sex na rin tayo. (pause for effect) MWHAHAHA!

JAMES: Mahaba hair ko, including eyelashes, as of the moment. :-)

BAKLANG AJ: Ang split ends balang araw, pinuputol! Ahahahahahahaha!

John Halcyon von Rothschild said...

Usually , cynical ol' me would say "It'll never ever ever work out." But as they say, "Hope springs eternal." I hope this one's the one for McVie. hehe. Just invite us to the wedding. :D

Marcus: Bading Down Under said...

OMG... ummm. Pare! How exciting! Keep us updated. Hope this turns out to be fun and enjoyable for you (and it's not just the sex, oki?)

:-D

joelmcvie said...

JOHN HVR: Hey, the cynical in me agrees with you. But the realist in me says, "Wedding?! Nah. Gastos lang yun!" Ahahahaha!

MARCUS: Pare, 'tol, chong, sige tingnan natin! Malay mo not worth blogging ang mga susunod na pangyayari. We'll see. ;-)

Pao Pielago said...

sa globe...POSIBLE! wahahahaha! joke!

joelmcvie said...

PAO: Aba, ang subtle naman ng hint mo. Hehehe. Kung ako si Cesar, hindi ko yun ma-ge-gets, MWHAHAHAHA!

Pao Pielago said...

E tanga siya e! TANGA! TANGA! TANGA! :-)

joelmcvie said...

At ikaw naman Pao, BITTER! BITTER! BITTER! Mwhahahaha. :-)

Keitaro Hanazawa said...

hu-well, hu-well, sana nga siya na. :)

closet case said...

ang saya-saya! imagine nakaka-tatlo ka pa sa edad mong yan! hayaan mo, may mga gamot para ma-sustain yang performance level na yan...

cant_u_read said...

"and he got off a fourth time with a little help from my tongue and fingers"

uhmm... damn! where's my tissue?

Blogger 8508.0531 said...

ang haba nang hair. tinalo...

ang EDSA..!

ahahaha. love the entry. po.