Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

I. Will. Never. Get. Drunk. Again!

My officemate Donita* is the tomboyish-looking kind of girl, but she’s definitely straight. She prefers jeans and t-shirt, and wears her hair short. She’s very much into sports, which is why one could cast her as Sporty Spice. It’s her lack of femininity and her love for traditionally male-centric games (like basketball) that can throw people off.

An artist from my department, Calvin* is wiry thin with a boyish demeanor. Newly hired just a few months ago, he exudes the enthusiasm of someone fresh off college. He’s still very gung-ho and open to almost anything.

The following incidents were reported to have happened last Wednesday at Amber, during our post-Christmas party gimmick. I have absolutely no recollection of them whatsoever; let it be stated for the record that I am just repeating what my officemates told me the following day.

[1] While dancing with Donita and some others at Amber, I leaned over to her and said, “Alam mo, okey ka. Kahit medyo butch ka.”

OH EM GEE.

[2] The following day, Calvin went up to his immediate supervisor and said, “Sir! Ang guwapo ko pala!”

“Ha? Bakit?” asked his supervisor.

Calvin laughed and said, “Eh kasi sinayaw po ako ni Sir Joel! Naramdaman ko pa nga yung balbas niya sa aking leeg!”

OH EM GEE!

Donita just laughs about it now. I still have to give Calvin a good whack on the head when I see him.

*Not their real names

11 comments:

Ming Meows said...

hindi mo lang alam joel, ninakaw mo ang aking puri habang lasing ka. hindi lang ako pumalag.

echos!

Kiks said...

wonders of alcohol. it loosens us while stiffening the stubbles.

Yj said...

sa balbas ako natawa ng bongga

bwahahahaha

Felipe said...

Likewise. I'm not drinking again. Choz.

odin hood said...

told myself the same thing too many times already hahaha

Spiral Prince said...

dun dun dun dunnnnn!

daredevilry said...

nakakakilit nga naman tlga ang balbas. haha

~Carrie~ said...

Hahahaha!!! Panalo ang makamandag na balbas ni McVie! Hahahaha!!! Cheers! Merry Christmas!

Guyrony said...

Joel, you have been a naughty naughty drunk boy...

;)

@Carrie - how would you knooooow???

Wahahahaha!

Sean said...

forever nang nakatatak sa isipan ni Calvin ang gabing siya'y nakiliti sa balbas ni McVie. hahanap-hanapin nya yan! baka naman nakiliti ka rin ng bigowtee ni Donita kaya mo siya natawag na butch. juk!

palma tayona said...

Mabuti ka pa nga ganun lang kapag nalasing eh. naranasan mo na ba na sa sobrang kalasingan eh magising ka sa sumunod na umaga na may katabing hubo't hubad na transvestite sa kama? ang masklap pa nun eh hindi mo kama yun kundi naiuwi ka niya.