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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Put Your Dead Up In The Air, Put Your Dead Up In The Air!

May 21, the alleged end of the world. The second coming of the Lord. The day of Rapture.

Errr, so what is Rapture? According to research, it is the taking up into heaven of God’s elect people. Shet, may elections din pala sa Mayo si Lord?! In Thessalonians, it is said, “...and the dead in Christ shall rise first. Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air....” Wow, high-tech!

Meanwhile, we’re nearly midway through May 21 and I have yet to see levitating zombies. So I decided to have fun on Twitter. Here are my tweets this morning:

Kapag kumurap ka’t gumuho ang mundo... kurapture.

Kapag irapan mo ang may crush sa iyo’t gumuho ang mundo niya... irapture.

Pag bonggang bongga ang orgasm na feeling mo ay end-of-the-world na... sarapture!

Pag ikaw ang nag-predict twice ng rapture, at twice nang fail... crapture.

Pag kinuha ni Lord si Joseph Estrada... Erapture. Pag kinuha si Jinggoy... yehey.

And my fave reply came from Nelicom: @mcvie pag inabutan ka sa McDo... pap pa rap rapture yun

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