Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Friday, May 20, 2011

She Put The “Fear” In “Fierce”

I hereby declare that Beyonce has successfully figured out a way to dislocate her joints at will. I swear, she does hair flipping, leg kicking, shoulder shaking and hips relocating so fierce, she can provide all the energy needs of a small African country. She sings, “My persuasion can build a nation.” Well, I’m convinced; somebody give this woman a country to rule!

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