Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Saturday, September 17, 2011

Planet D’uh!

I decided to check out my oh-so-neglected Planet Romeo account. I was just curious how things were on that planet.

So I logged in and saw two messages. I clicked open the first one. It was really just a “Hi!” from someone. Hmmm looks decent, although the colored hair in one of his photos turned me off. Then I read his profile: dating pagirl ako but now im pround 2 be bisexual tnx 

Toink!

 I clicked him away. Then I checked out the other message. Here’s what greeted me:


I actually managed to type the following: “I don’t think you’re capable of giving yourself my number, but feel free to try!” But before I could click “send,” I changed my mind and deleted it.

I left both messages unanswered.

6 comments:

TBR said...

"i can give me ur number" sounds fun! ikaw naman, walang sense of humor!

charles. said...

LOL. Nagmomonologue? haha

rudeboy said...

Gawd, even a LOLCat could do better than that:

"I Can Haz Ur Digitz?"

Maybe he was just too taken by you, Joel. But what do we know? Maybe he does have your number
waiting on standby for your permission to enter his cell phone.

citybuoy said...

kaya pala di ka nagreply. I thought pa naman I can get my attention. lolz

Spiral Prince said...

Those type of messages are very common there. :)

shenanigans said...

ahahahaha! laugh trip!

bakit kasi di na lang nagpaka totoo!