Mister Boom-Boom

I remember back in the 80s there was this television show entitled Here’s Boomer (1980-1982). Boomer was a cute stray dog of mixed breeding that wandered around the country getting involved with people and their problems. After helping them out, Boomer moves on. It was David Carradine’s Kung Fu gone to the dogs.

Last week it occurred to me. I’m good at helping couples fix things; the trade-off is that I stay single. My friend Miguel insists I’m just rationalizing and I say yes I am because I’m a rational being. I’m destined to help gay folks in their relationships then I move on. I am Boomer for gays.

Don’t worry. I just bark; I don’t bite. Arf! Arf!