Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Monday, June 09, 2008

Mister Boom-Boom

I remember back in the 80s there was this television show entitled Here’s Boomer (1980-1982). Boomer was a cute stray dog of mixed breeding that wandered around the country getting involved with people and their problems. After helping them out, Boomer moves on. It was David Carradine’s Kung Fu gone to the dogs.

Last week it occurred to me. I’m good at helping couples fix things; the trade-off is that I stay single. My friend Miguel insists I’m just rationalizing and I say yes I am because I’m a rational being. I’m destined to help gay folks in their relationships then I move on. I am Boomer for gays.

Don’t worry. I just bark; I don’t bite. Arf! Arf!


Anonymous said...

>>Don’t worry. I just bark; I don’t bite. Arf! Arf!<<

oh but you do...

not that i mind :D

Marcus: Bading Down Under said...

Now Boomer is in Battlestar Galactica!

(I now promise to stop the cheesy sci-fi references)

Is BSG popular in the Philippines?

joelmcvie said...

@ANONYMOUS: Identify yourself and I will prove to you that I don't bite.

@MARCUS: Not so. BSG does not even reach cult-status here.

daemon said...

@ joel -

thanks for being the boomer to makulit-hard-headed-guys like me...