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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

McVie Presents: Songs To Slash Your Wrists By

If you think Ate Vi’s “Hu-where’s Da Par-tay?” was hilarious then the following is, well, transcendental. She recorded it when she was a child star (it’s just an audio clip, by the way). Oh, and you HAVE to finish the whole thing; it’s only two-and-a-half excruciating minutes of lost time for you. You MUSN’T miss the ending!



Di ba?! It’s f**king amazing! Walang binatbat ang mga emo-emo-han! With matching sound of breaking glass in the end.

My former officemate who insisted I check out the YouTube clip was adamant: “It must be a talent! It has to be a talent! Yung wala siyang tinamaang nota!

To which I replied, “Proof na hindi siya bakla—walang tinamaang nota? Heller?!

9 comments:

Ming Meows said...

kung si mhubs may mystica and boy, si mcvie may ate vi. bongga!

kaya nabasag ang baso dahil di niya kinaya ang pag-eemote ni ate vi.

ask ko lang, was she singing or acting?

Ming Meows said...

napag-isip-isip ko, pwede pala cya gawing funeral music..

MkSurf8 said...

certified vilmanian na ako. comedy queen!

joelmcvie said...

@MKSURF8: Walang binatbat si Aiai. =)

Misterhubs said...

Na-move ako in fairness. Parang batang yagit na kumakanta.

Tristan Tan said...

bwahahaha.. tawa ko ng tawa sa office... this should be her campaign jingle when she runs for VP next year... para maiba naman.

cant_u_read said...

so ano yung scenario:

a) na-miss nya ung mama nya kaya sya nagpatiwakal sa pamamagitan ng paglalslas ng pulso gamit ang basag na bote

b) schizo sya at pinatay nya ang buhay pa nyang ina pagkatapos ng kanta

c) binato sya ng bote ni ate guy dahil nairita sa kanta nya

E said...

did she just say "warmp of her embrace"....teka, bakit and dami nya atang binasag?

~Carrie~ said...

natawa ako sa unang tunog ng nabasag na salamin. Di ko kinaya yung pangalawa. Ang pangatlo, kalokah na. Hahaha