Letters To Js

Dear J,

I sincerely apologize for lashing out on you last night. What I did was quite unfair and you didn’t deserve it. I was being stupid and vulnerable, and I allowed my human side to rear its ugly head. Maybe my friends were onto something; maybe I should just remain icy cold on the inside.

Regardless, thank you for putting me in my proper place.

Domo origato,

Mister Roboto

P.S. – Forgive me for borrowing your format too.


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Dear J,

I apologize for dumping on you; it was insensitive of me considering I know (to a certain extent) what you went through. I was just thinking too much of myself and not of you. Fate may be ungrateful, but I am grateful you still gave me your time of day.

Next time just slap me silly.

Your maderpaker,

McVie


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Dear J,

Feeling sorry for yourself has repercussions: you now have to say sorry to others.

My bad.

McVie


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Dear viewers,

Tragic-comic has never been my style. This is but a glitch, some “technical difficulties” on the set of The McVie Show. We will be back to regular programming.

Yours truly,

McVie