Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Tiu-rly You Must Be Kidding!

Do any of you believe that the following Connexion profile is genuine?


According to the profile, Chris’ sexual orientation is “Bi”. (Ang mga kilay, pakibaba muna.)

In the “About Me” section (I just cut-and-pasted it): I hope that anybody who comes across my site respects my photos posted and would maintain the sacredness of one's property

Christopher John or Chris Tiu, Captain ball and star player of the Ateneo Blue Eagles, a Management Engineering major, an honor student, a budding entrepreneur, SK chairman and occasional model One of the Mythical 5 Ive soon to be seen in GMA 7 Network My Birthday July 25, 1985

I’m a normal lad, like leading an adventurous life in the real world, meet n greets, seeing the sites, cultures and whatever gets ya boat a floating. I’m easy to get along with, got a big heart for my friendz n’ holding auditions for more if ur interested. (I’ll be suprised if anyone pm’s me with a half decent convo put it that way!) n wierdos i dares ya to challenge me!


And in the “Who I Want To Meet”: No consistent agenda. I’m really lucky to know you if you’re lucky enough to really know me. Beyond that, anyone who inspires me to be a better man.

As for love, there is definitely has to be chemistry, but I want to share my own unique joys and trials with someone whose own are different; I want to grow through whom I know, and to enhance the life of him who shares in mine. Laugh our asses off, love with abandon, and have the kind of tantric mind-scrambling sex that only happens when souls are disrobed and completely bare.


Wanna check out the profile? Here: http://www.connexion.org/viewprofile.cfm?id=267590 (You must be a member of Connexion to access it, though.)

O ano? Raise your hands and say “Aye” or “Nay”.

12 comments:

Marcus: Bading Down Under said...

I don't think it's him.

I know his writing style and it doesn't seem like his. Plus, given the number of pseudo fan sites out there, go figure.

:-)

Anyway, his birthday isn't on the 25th of July. If memory serves, our birthdays are just a day apart. But perhaps I am mistaken. My memory has been known to be more cloudy lately.

eon said...

nay...

asa pa.

gay blogger in the closet said...

i don't think it's him. the english is too terrible to be believable. i'm not saying his english should be perfect because he's an atenean--after all, he IS a basketball player--but it would be waaaay better than what's written in the profile =)

Nelson said...

Pretentious Fag! Sobrang NAAAAAYY!!!

cant_u_read said...

can i say "pekpek mo, pa-x!" instead?

Joel said...

Sabi ko na nga ba eh.

Joel said...

I have the feeling this must be the basketball player Migs was talking about in his blog. ;)

Anonymous said...

this post is also in G4M. exact words and pics.

THE GRIPEN said...

NAAAAY!!!!!


Chris Tiu is sraight as an arrow.I swear!....wag lang siyang hihiga sa kama ko lolz

pat said...

one thing that's truly annoying about certain badings (or certain truly bored people) is when they resort to lameness of this level. creating made-up profiles of guys who for some reason, they want to portray as gay. or bi, whatever. it's sick. but if that page is genuine, then wow.

Kai Santorino said...

there's another guy using simon atkins' pic naman.... so pathetic these people...

P0ytee said...

lad? friendz? WTF? lol!