Last Sunday I had a laughter-filled talk with JM (gay), RC (straight) and XS (straight, but some people wonder—good thing he’s dedma about that). At one point our conversation turned to sex.
RC: “I disagree with those who say that just because you have sex with a gay guy, then you automatically turn gay.”
JM: “Yes, I also don’t agree with that.”
McV: “Wait, I’m curious, RC—why do you say that?”
RC: “Well, for example let’s take a blow job—it doesn’t matter to me if that’s a guy or a girl; a mouth is a mouth. And who cares? I can just think, ‘Oh, it’s Maui Taylor blowing me.’ It’s up to my imagination, really.”
McV: “Unless the guy has a beard and moustache. Then you’re rudely reminded that it’s not Maui Taylor but James Taylor. At least, you got a friend.”
RC: “Actually it doesn’t matter if I feel facial hair. I’d just ignore it.”
JM: “Or think she’s the Moustache Lady.”
RC: “You know how we guys are—we accidentally brush our crotch at, say, the edge of a table and boom! We suddenly have an erection.”
McV: “I guess it’s really how you view sex. If you can separate the physical activity from the emotional need, then I think you’ll be more open-minded and experimental.”
RC: “But it really won’t make you gay.”
McV: “Haaay naku, RC! If there were more straight guys who thought like you, this world would be a happier place to live in.”
And XS continued to quietly listen to us.
6 comments:
but aren't there already a lot of guys like RC? :-D
@THEBAKLAREVIEW: What I really wanted to say was sana ALL the guys thought that way, hahaha! (Gahaman?! Hehehe.)
RC is actually giving you a hint. That's all. Of course you got that already.
Noel
@NOEL: JM and I know RC so well and so fondly, even if he stripped in front of us we'd just scoff and wave him aside, saying, "Anuvah?! Put your clothes back on." =)
McV: “Haaay naku, RC! If there were more straight guys who thought like you, this world would be a happier place to live in."
Dear Lord, Please listen to Joel. Amen.
If there were more guys who thought like RC, kawawang mga ladies kasi they would be dry forever na! Haha talk about having no competition coz we all know who gives better heads (oops rated PG na ata comment ko) :)
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