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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Please Press The Amount You Want

“What do you think about him?”
“Do I continue seeing him?”
“What will I do?”
“I can never attract those who I find attractive.”
“I can’t seem to move on.”
“Do I continue seeing him even if he’s so wrong for me?”
“Do I continue seeing him even if I already have someone else?”
“How can I trust him when he cheated on me?”
“What can I do? He won’t listen to me!”
“How will I make this last?”
“Why won’t he answer my call?”
“Do you think he finds me attractive?”
“He now sends me SMS every night. What does that mean?”
“But he’s happy! Isn’t that enough?”
“But I’m happy! Isn’t that enough?”
“I still can’t get over him.”
“Honestly, do you think he and I stand a chance?”

Yes folks, I’m an ATM—an advice-telling machine.


Vince said...

Let's turn the table around. If you're the one who needs advice, who do you turn to? I bet that person would be someone special indeed. :)

joelmcvie said...

@VINCE: Interesting question indeed. I have one friend that I turn to regularly for advice (because she's the most available). There are others but we don't see each other often anymore.

The rest--including the Fabcasters--I approach to bounce off ideas and ask them their take on things.

Chris said...

minsan can i withdraw some advise? hehehe :D good thing your back mcvie

Vince said...

It seems you have a nice support group. :) Maybe you can 'outsource' some of the advice you dish out? Hehehe. Of course, I'm kidding. I guess a lot of people turn to you for help because you can keep their confidence. Except for a few conversations that you put on your blog. :)

joelmcvie said...

@VINCE: Because they remain anonymous even if their conversation was featured here. =)