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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Friday, September 05, 2008

Screech To A Halt

I knew that day would come. I already had a plan in mind, what to do in case it happened. Still nothing prepared me for it: a guy coming up to me, looking closely into my face and asking, “Are you McVie?”

It’s especially unnerving, when a few minutes earlier I was just inviting him for a threesome.

It’s a good thing my mental switch kicked in seconds afterwards; there was no time for awkward “Oh-uhm-errr-ahhhh’s” to escape from my lips. Instead, I thanked him and interviewed him as to how he stumbled upon The McVie Show.

Afterwards when I told my friend—the one-third of the threesome—about the meeting, he had to cover his mouth with his hand to keep his laughter from disturbing the “thrill is in silence” atmosphere of the bathhouse.

9 comments:

Ming Meows said...

sikat ka na, paburger ka naman...

palma tayona said...

hahaha... funny...

lobster-tony said...

burger burger burger!

Mikkoi said...

tsk! lucky guy! and to think that i am always in marikina, i never bumpped in to you there.

Vince said...

I'm surprised I haven't seen you yet at *that* bath house. Hehehe.

Anonymous said...

You're now a McCelebrity!

Anonymous said...

Hi Mcvie,

I knew you'd blog about our meeting. ;-) Here's proof that this is really me: you asked me what specifically about your blog that I can recall - i said the "dear pare" series. You also asked me which blogs I read and I said jun lana's. Oh, and you asked me if I stumbled upon your blog through manila gay gay - i said no. You said that mgg had more hits than your site.

I can see that you are smiling now. Hehehe.

Sorry if I made you really uncomfortable and thank you very being nice. I really hope we can get together sometimes. Maybe inuman or kape or threesome if you insist. Hahaha. Thanks Mcvie!

Mark

palma tayona said...

WOHOOOO!!!! at sumagot si mysterious fan. nahaks!!!

imbes na burger eh magpa-kanton ka naman mcvie. nyehehehe.... yung matatabang noodles ha? (baka ma-misread yung "kanton")

E said...

LOLZ!!! MEN!! PANALO KA!!