Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

The Body Guard, Part 3

My housemate had a number of her friends over last Friday; it was a mini-reunion of sorts. Guests were trickling in all the way ‘til nearly midnight. At first I joined in the merrymaking, but the Cosmopolitan they concocted was a little too strong for my taste. So a little past midnight I said goodnight to everyone and retired to my room.

I was lying in bed when his text message came in.

A: “Sir, dami ninyong bisita ha.”

McV: “Bisita yan ni T. Nakiki-party lang ako kanina, pero inantok na ako.”

A: “Nasaan ka ba sir?”

McV: “Nakahilata na ako sa kama ko. Pagod eh.”

A: “Sir, masahe kita.”

*double toink!*

I swear. The guy is in need, hahaha!


rudeboy said...

Well, someone's after you hehehehehe.

joelmcvie said...

@RUDEBOY: Nah, someone's after my money, ahahaha!

Ronnie said...

More! More! I wanna see that beefy guard in person. LOL

MkSurf8 said...

so may part 4?

Ming Meows said...

infernes, marunong.

Felipe said...

LOL @ someone's after my money

Dyug aray itesh!

imsonotconio said...

so did u had some masahe?

jamie da vinci! said...

i have money!!! i have LOTSA money!!! (joke!) hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

OMG! Jaguar na masahista, i love. Pede bang sa umpisa ng masahe naka-jaguar outfit pa sya?

RE, prudeboy's comment: pwede rin namang someone's after you AND your money. LOL

legis said...'re such a smart illusions whatsoever:) hehe

Anonymous said...

parang nawala yung thrill...

so ano na ginawa mo?

Anonymous said...

and PS, yes nag ilusyon ako ng romantic comedy para sa inyong dalawa for a while.

me needs a whopping, on the head :-)

Mac Callister said...

go go go--paramdam na siya to the max!what are u waitin for!

Guyrony said...

I'm gonna drop by one of these days and ask him for a massage where my virginity is the payment.


Hussy me. :)

joelmcvie said...

@GUYRONY: Obviously wala ka ng pambayad sa kanya.