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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Monday, May 03, 2010

Give A Dog(style) A Bone(r)

There was this guy I hooked up with in the bathhouse. He really looked like a Pinoy version of Sugar Mosley, with matching close-cropped curly hair and stubbles. He also had a very buff body, though not as big and as built as the boxer. But you can see he works out—a lot.

While we were in my room going at one another full-tilt, he kept saying, “Oh, fetch! Oh, fetch! Fetch! Yeah, fetch!” I was too much into pumping his ass to stop, but at the back of my mind a voice was screaming, “WTF?! Why does he keep saying ‘fetch’?! Am I supposed to bark now? Am I to get a bone? No wait—! Wasn’t ‘fetch’ from the movie Mean Girls?!”

(Okay, for those who haven’t watched the Tina Fey-Lindsay Lohan movie: when Gretchen kept saying, “That is so fetch!” in an attempt to coin a new phrase, queen bee Regina snapped, “Gretchen, stop trying to make fetch happen! It's not going to happen!”)

So afterwards as he was leaving my room, I couldn’t help but stop him, “Hey, wait. You kept saying something like ‘fetch.’ What was that?”

He smiled and said, “Oh yeah, fetch! I just say fetch instead of fuck.”

Oh. That’s so fetch.

8 comments:

Guyrony said...

Oh yeah, I can totally relate to that.


NOT!

Fetch???

Not another term for gay guys to use.

~Carrie~ said...

Fotcha. Hehe.

Herbs D. said...

you shouldve told him what Regina told Gretchen!

"dont make fetch work coz its not going to work Gretchen!"

Adi said...

I dunno. Totally works for me. *laughs*

Fetch it. See..?

Felipe said...

oh fetch! botomesa si borta?

joelmcvie said...

@FELIPE: Versa siya.

imsonotconio said...

here mcvie mcvie mcvie

FETCH! thats like so doggie nga!

joelmcvie said...

@IMSONOTCONIO: Arf! Arf!