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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
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Friday, June 11, 2010

NSFW

Warning, the following blog entry is Not Safe For Work. It is also Not Safe For Wuzzes, for it has disturbing images.

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I was told of this video that will rival the “Two Girls And A Cup” clip for its cringe-inducing, knee-weakening image. The title is “1 Man, 1 Glass” and from the title alone, one can get an idea what’s going down.

It starts with a glass jar, the lid side on the floor. Then the naked guy sits on it. It goes almost all in.

And then the glass breaks.

Inside him. (In the video, you could hear the muffled sickening sound of the glass imploding inside him.)

So he then takes out the shards of shattered glass piece by piece. And the whole time he’s bleeding. And bleeding. And bleeding.

I watched the video in the office. I have to admit, part of me wanted someone to come in and interrupt me so I’d be forced to stop watching the video. But no one came, and I couldn’t take my eyes off the screen. The whole time my mind was trying to process why anyone would want their internal anus bleeding.

Thanks to our office’s intermittent Internet connection, the wifi conked out before the whole video was downloaded. So I still don’t know how the video ends. Maybe one day I will finish watching the whole clip. Maybe.

20 comments:

ʎonqʎʇıɔ said...

i never got to see the ending myself. i thought it was too disturbing. haha

rudeboy said...

Well.

In the name of science, I watched it all the way to the end, McVie.

After fishing out the shards and some afterbirth and a very angry premature baby, he realized he couldn't yank his brain through his chute, gave up, and actually stood up.

Then he muttered "Damn these heavy days."

I hope this dumb fuck didn't die so he can try and inhale a pineapple through his anus next time.

Ming Meows said...

babala: huwag gayahin sa bahay. kahit mga experto hindi kayang gawin ito.

Nimmy said...

faint! i'm going to faint!

bienvenidolim said...

a Scat-S&M combo. barfs

Felipe said...

* gasp!

yun lang.

imsonotconio said...

ewww

jbmd09 said...

To say that this video is bothersome is an understatement. But thank you anyway McVie for sharing this video because it reminded me of a similar case I handled two years ago. That time, flower vase pa ang ginamit niya (shaped like the number "8," with a wider bottom part of the vase)! After ko ipa-pelvic X-ray yung patient, laglag-panga ako sa pagtataka kung paano nakapasok ang ganoong kalaking flower vase doon. Anyway, walang sinabi yung spray paint canister incident sa Vicente Sotto Memorial Hospital. Maliit pa yun at madali lang tanggalin dahil cylindrical metal can lang naman yun (unless of course sumabog yung can sa loob niya by igniting it).

Anyway, going back to the video you posted, I just feel sorry for the guy. First, if you would look more closely at the other details, there are cauliflower/plaque-like growths in his perianal area, which are suggestive of an STD (either HPV or syphilis or something else) - gross talaga. He better get tested. Second, the guy just risked himself of perforating his rectum, which can cause massive bleeding (if not repaired surgically immediately). Sobrang hirap pa naman mag-repair ng pwet, as in. Nakatuwad ang pasyente at nakaharap sa pagmumukha mo ang mabaho at dumudugong pwet niya habang inooperahan mo siya for 3-5 hours - sino ba ang may gusto nun? Most likely, in this case, mukhang kailangan lagyan pa siya ng diverting colostomy after a successful repair (Bawas sa pogi points yun, sino ba naman ang gustong makipaghadahan sa taong may colostomy? Which reminds me again, I knew of someone who, despite having a colostomy, was still able to have anonymous sex successfully. Lakas ng loob, grabe!). In addition, it is very likely that he could have gotten a serious infection since his fecal flora or bacteria in the non-sterile bottle could have easily entered his bloodstream or his peritoneal cavity due to the massive trauma to his rectum. Third, sa sobrang power bottom niya, he has a very high chance of having fecal incontinence. Good luck na lang sa kanya pagtanda niya - he would be soiling himself for the rest of his life and this would be terribly embarrassing for him.

Nakakalungkot talaga ang mga taong gagawin ang lahat para lang achieve na achieve ang sexual pleasure, regardless kung mapahamak sila. Oh well... choice nila yun and I have to respect that.

reci said...

lucky for me the images didn't load when I'm reading this. I don't wanna see. Your description alone makes me sick already.

-eon
http://daredevilry.wordpress.com

~Carrie~ said...

Images pa lang, nanginig na tumbong ko. Not in a good way. Kinilabutan talaga ako. Cringe moment.

Ronnie said...

Nakaka-stress ang image. Haha

Kiks said...

lesson: use plastic bottles.

Tony said...

this is not only NSFW but not safe for the appetite or with a full stomach.... the still images you posted already made my gut wrench....

db said...

Aww... fcuk....

Fcuk!

AAAAAWWWWWWW.....

Someone needs to have their asses checked... ow... Also... their head..

Marcus: Bading Down Under said...

McV! Super tamang asal ba yan??? I saw this half a year ago and I cringe at it now as I did back then.

Ngeeee!

pinoyniftywriter said...

OMG! I read this blog post with my jaw hanging open... ari pa nga lang masakit na, basag na bote pa kaya. This guy is really stupid... really, really stupid talaga.

Mac Callister said...

OMG!kawawa naman siya,maybe intention lang niya e to give a show LOL kaso something unexpected happen!nag bleed ang lola

Herbs D. said...

first time i saw this- I NEVER WATCHED IT EVER AGAIN. i only lasted 10 seconds. fuck.

Justin, Uhm, Bieber said...

Jesus H. Christ. Not watching it. The photos were already too much..

Thad said...

Goodness, the things people do these days... Hope that man learned his lesson and focus on doing something that's actually productive