Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Is That A Tarsier In Your Pants Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?

He was maybe in his mid-20s. He wasn’t the cutest guy in the airport departure area. But he looked like he smelled nice, and when I sat in the row in front of him I immediately noticed his crotch. And I couldn’t help but take a shot.

Maybe the aircon was a little too cold. Maybe the thought of flying excited him. Maybe he was thinking of what he did the night before, complete with whips, leather, bondage and a tarsier. Or maybe he wasn’t even excited at all, and that’s just his relaxed self.

When we arrived in Manila, he was ahead of us. I don’t think he even had checked-in luggage. By the time we got to the exit, he was gone.

(P.S. – It was really more impressive when he was slouched earlier; I was able to get a shot only after he shifted in his seat.)

16 comments:

jamie da vinci! said...

impressive pic if i may say so myself! :) sadly, jeans can be very deceiving as i have seen my share of women who seem to be better endowed than me when wearing a flattering pair of denims :) almost made me curse leaving that roll of burlington socks in my drawer. bwahahaha!

blagadag said...

my mouth is salivating like a vajeyjey.

joelmcvie said...

@JAMIE: I agree that jeans can be deceiving. But I glanced at his crotch when he was walking out of the plane--still looked impressive. Of course, the proof is still in the pudding. Especially if you eat it. ;-)

MkSurf8 said...

delectable McVie! parang ang kinis din.

how did you manage to get this shot?

joelmcvie said...

@MKSURF8: Put your phone on silent and pretend you're texting.

Pao Pielago said...

so if you were in front of him and he's looking at your direction, you must have taken the picture sideways almost facing him right? if so, hands down ako sayo friend!

on the bulge...damn! im getting wet!

Mugen said...

I have a problem McVie. Hindi ko makita yung bulge... Maybe because I'm used to seeing them without any cover. Nyahahahaha.

Julius said...

hahaha!!! you're eyes on details made you on the top...

joelmcvie said...

@PAO: Actually what happened was this: I stood up, walked around (to stretch my legs kuno) and started "texting". Then I went back to my seat and PAUSED before sitting down, kunwari super-engaged sa pagte-text. Kaya nakaharap ako sa kanya but looking intently at my phone. I believe he noticed me, but to be polite, he decided to look away. (Di ba ganoon ang instinct pag may makita kang taong nakaharap sa iyong direction, you'll look away para hindi kayo accidentally magkatitigan?)

And while he was looking somewhere else, I snapped the pics. I made sure my phone was on silent, kasi it makes a clicking noise when you use the camera. Take note, I took THREE shots. One of them even has his face in the picture.

joelmcvie said...

@MUGEN: Hehehe, kainis!

peter penducker said...

taenah, kapag usapang tite ang bibilis magsipag-comment ng mga bakla oh. hehehehe...

tumigas lamang ng konti ang bayoyong nung bagets sa pic dahil malamang sa lamig sa airport at sa tantiya ko eh maliit lang talaga kargada niya.

mga ilang taon na kaya yung bagets sa litrato? 19? 21? 23?

joelmcvie said...

@PETER: If you see his face, you'll see that he's mga mid-20s or even older. Nagmukhang bata lang dahil sa cropping.

Yeah, I know, mas impressive pa (or is it, "twice more impressive pa"?) at imported pa(!) ang na-experience mo, hehehe.

Pao Pielago said...

ah i see. so may naganap pa talagang pacing dito. haha. ano kaya kung nung humarap siya sayo e nakatingin ka sa bulge niya at hindi mo inalis ang tingin mo with matching grin on the face? haha. hmm...na-curious tuloy ako sa face niya. parang mukhang delicious! lol!

joelmcvie said...

@PAO: "na-curious tuloy ako sa face niya. parang mukhang delicious!"

Hindi.

What I mean is, hindi ko type. And that's why I never bothered na 'wag alisin ang tingin ko "with matching grin on the face" sa kanyang crotch. =)

Ming Meows said...

wow fafarazzi?
anong unit ang gamit mo?

joelmcvie said...

@MING: 2.0 megapixel camera ng SE ko. Good thing the morning light was very bright. =)