Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Killer Quote

The bathroom in Bed was packed. After I relieved myself, I squeezed and staggered my way out of its narrow and crowded doorway. Just outside the bathroom entrance were two guys lip-locked to one another. Oblivious to the busy traffic around them, the two were lost in a world of their own, bound together by lips and tongues. I smiled at the sight; usually nothing excites me more than seeing two guys publicly expressing their passion in an oral manner that requires no knowledge of any language except body language.

I, along with the pushing, stumbling crowd, moved past them. There were two guys in front of me; both of them had glanced at the kissing couple as they jostled their way out. After moving a few feet out of earshot, one of the guys leaned over to his companion and said: “Ang pangit, kahit nakikipaghalikan na, pangit pa rin.”

HU-WHA-PAK!

Whoa. I doubt even Manny Paquiao can whip up a punch that cruel.

Bitchy? Or bitter? We’ll never know.

8 comments:

~Carrie~ said...

mean. Ang mean mean ng statement :-(

dabo said...

uhhmm bibitter ng mga lola. hahaha.. baka tigang. lol. =)

misterpedagog said...

were these kissing guys near the sofa? and one was wearing a vest?

joelmcvie said...

@MISTERPEDAGOG: Not so near the sofa. Unfortunately, I don't recall now if one was wearing a vest. I actually looked away; I wanted them to have their "private" moment in such a public place. =)

misterpedagog said...

cool :)
just a question is it ok to approach you blogger guys and like take a pic or sumtin hahahahah :)

joelmcvie said...

@MISTERPEDAGOG: I don't mind being approached by my readers so long as they don't freak me out, hahaha! Because my face is in my blog, I've accepted that people can recognize me in public. I can't answer for the other bloggers though, especially the anonymous ones. So don't feel hurt if I don't introduce the others by their blogger identities, ha? =)

misterpedagog said...

i see :)
anonymity deserves respect and understanding anyway

ill say hi the next time i see you and dont worry i wont freak you out hehehe :)

Brian Cua said...

see, these are the things i miss when i DJ ..LOL

bitchy snide comments...lovesit!