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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Monday, May 04, 2009

Legendary

Thanks to thenomad for tweeting the site where I got the following photos.

I keep telling people I’m in my sticky-rice queen stage—which means, I’m strictly into Asians right now. But here’s one guy who can un-stick the rice from me: John Legend. (No, I didn’t watch his concert. It’s not really his songs that I’m going gaga over, you know?)

Hmmm, I wonder what’s in his shorts? Is that a pipe he’s packing? (Hey I know that’s a bulldog, but in the streets of New York, one never knows how safe one is from muggers, right?) Or is he just happy to see me?

Oh. Damn, he wasn’t that happy to see me.

5 comments:

Theo Martin said...

wow. what really got me more than anything else are those eyes. their kinda chinky, which made him really exotic and yummy! :)

the nomad said...

Hey, thanks for the mention. =)

Although you should have just directed them to my Twitter account; my blog has been foreclosed by the Bank of America -- or something. XD

Flipping Felipe said...

Oh so yummy.

zam said...

may be you want to see his "hard on"...it's at you tube (in case you haven't seen it yet)-"john legend boner on stage"...

Herbs D. said...

omg. he's one fine thang. and look at that bulge haha. shet.

coincidence, im listening to Evolver right now. tangna. look at his feet on the 1st shot-soo gay haha. ching!