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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Adventures Of Super Nokia

I have super powers, and one of them is to connect people. Yes, call me Super Nokia now.

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Part One

When I invited BA to the final send-off for Migs, I just had this spidey sixth sense that he was going to make a splash. Well! He did not make a splash; it was a tsunami of titillation and infatuation that spread across the small Lancaster Suite and swamped several guests in its wake.

As of last count, at least five people have expressed interest in him. But that’s only as far as I know, you see. Who knows who else is itchin’ to be hitchin’ in his wave.

Surf’s up! I hope none of them get sucked in the undertow and drown.

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Part Two

MP is one of those guys who told me “Let’s just be friends” and other variations of that. Unfortunately his road-to-friendship with me was fraught with much drama, misunderstanding and silence between the two of us for months. But all’s well that ends, well, even better, I think. He and I share a love for the truth that cuts through tact and polite behavior.

My Super Nokia powers told me that MP and One Of The Fabcasters (now known as OOTF) would hit it off well. So I gulped down my super-bato as well as my pride, yelled, “Super Nokia!” and got to work.

To cut a long story short, they’re now in a gray area. LOL!

Recently I chatted with MP over YM:

McV: Can I tell you something lang... and this is not about sex.

MP: What?

McV: I actually told OOTF about you and me.
McV: I mean, not in full detail, but he knew what happened between us, including the tampuhan.

MP: I know.

McV: Do you know that when he was asking for your number, NAGPAALAM PA YAN SA AKIN?

MP: How?
MP: LOL

McV: He asked me, “Hey, ok lang ba sa iyo if I ask for MP’s number?” and I told him, “FUCK YOU, NO!”
McV: Choz

MP: GAGU ka talaga!

McV: I told him, “But of course! Wala na kami ni MP, noh. He just sees me as a friend, yun lang”
McV: Sabay hagulgol ako’t naglaslas ng pulso
McV: Hanggang ngayon may scar pa sa aking arm
McV: CHOZ

MP: OMG!!!
MP: LOL

McV: I told him, “Ano ka ba, ok lang”
McV: So may sisterly pagpaalam naman siya sa akin.

MP: LOLOLOLOL

Apparently my other super power is the power of self-deprecating humor with an edge.

6 comments:

Lance said...

If I am able to guess both correctly, do I win a prize? Lol!

closet case said...

As of last count, at least five people have expressed interested in him. But that’s only as far as I know, you see. Who knows who else is itchin’ to be hitchin’ in his wave.
teh ano na ba ang nangyayari sa gramer mo?

joelmcvie said...

CC: Okay sorry na, Mister Perfect. Ayan, corrected na. (Humanda ka sa blog mo, teh! Bwhahahaha! Joke lang.)

Herbs D. said...

ibang klase kasi talaga ang aura mo girl! hahaha.

finisher said...

sino si BA? i don't think i met him.

daredevilry said...

bongga.