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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Friday, February 09, 2007

Dead Gurl

Anna Nicole Smith, 39, died Thursday, Feb. 8, in Florida. The cause of death is still unknown, pending an autopsy. Tabloids, Entertainment Today, The Insider, E! News and stand-up comics mourn the loss of their perennial headliner and favorite punch line.

Hers was a sad life… and death, too.


Nelson said...

Norm told me in passing she died. I asked from what? Her boobs sprung a silicon leak and poisoned her blood?

Norm made a claw at me and meowed.

joelmcvie said...

NELZ: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Glad the cold hasn't frozen your inner bee-yatch, hehehe.