Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Friday, September 21, 2007

Inday Will Always Text You

Someone puh-leez give Inday a job at a call center, preferably the graveyard shift. So she can put her English to good use and we can all take a break from people incessantly quoting her thru SMS. And nobody come bawling to me, “Leave Inday alone!” Inday is no Britney.

Times like these I’m intimate with the “delete” button.

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