Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Cheery Chirp-Chirp

We have a new officemate. She is very cheerful. She is forever smiling. She is always ready with a laugh, and she is quick to apologize if she thinks she made a mistake. She is effusive in her thanks, and is always mindful not to offend anyone.

She is sooo creeping me out, I swear.

I think she’s the type who keeps resentments and ill feelings to herself. In short she gets my vote for Most Likely To Flip Out. One day when Ms. Chirpy-Cheep-Cheep cannot hold things inside anymore she’ll just lose the smile, grab a submachine gun, and start shooting people in the office. I hope I’m on client call when that happens.

1 comment:

MANDAYA MOORE: Ang bayot sa bukid said...

I don't know where to put this reply kaya dito na lang.

re "I don’t like the thinking of “Sa isip ko, limang taong mauuwi sa wala.” I’m sure when you’ve calmed down, you’ll rethink that statement."

you are right. in fact, i'm beginning to reconsider that statement.