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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Mandy and More!

There’s this spa in QC that has a wet area that’s often full of PLUs on the prowl, but that’s not exactly why I go there. It’s this particular masseur named Mandy. First of all, he told me I could take off my shorts. Next he would glide his fingers ever so lightly along my inner thighs, reaching deeper and deeper until… bingo! His finger would oh so gently brush against my family jewels. And even when I was already sporting a raging hard-on, he didn’t mind letting his fingers stray along my pubic area. If I were in a massage parlor—you know, the Masahista kind—I would by that time be receiving some extra service, or in their parlance, “sensation.” But because this is not a “massage parlor” but a “spa” I decided not to risk it.

The second time I got Mandy, he got a little bolder. He engaged me in small talk, even revealing where he goes home and commenting on my living in Marikina, “Too bad it’s too far for me.” This time his fingers actually brushed this close to, uhm, a certain member of the McVie anatomy. Then when I was dressing up after the session, he said quietly, “Sir, next time maybe you want some sensation.” Jackpot! Bingo! Full house! Pong!

I smiled. “Next time,” I whispered back.

Next time I’ll be singing to myself, “Oh Mandy! Well, I came when you gave without taking. Then I sent you away, oh Mandy!”

Ang corny ng joke ko.

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

joel, saan ito? text mo sa akin ha?!!! - pinoybigbrother, 0917-9722994

migs, the manila gay guy said...

you ha, joel! so naughty! hehehe. funny, i was just with a friend last night and he was telling me about this massage place full of teenage masseurs! kailan ba ako magkakalakas loob pumunta sa mga ganyan? hahaha!

make kuwento when the "next time" happens ha!

Ken Lee said...

oo nga, may nagkwento din sakin. ang nagmasahe daw sa kanya e chinito pa na malaki ang aherm.

Anonymous said...

and McVie strikes again!!! nyahaha.


-XP-

Anonymous said...

winner! saan to?

joelmcvie said...

KEN LEE: Well, Mandy is not chinito, so that must be someone else. Hmmm! Then again, baka naman yung nagkuwento sa iyo is talking about a different spa. :-)

ANONYMOUS na hindi si XP: Sa QC. Sorry but I cannot mention the name here.

james said...

nice one!

lagi akong natetempt na magpamasahe and i'm ended up having myself touched by my close friends in baguio.. they're blind and for a cause of course..family recommended!

until i saw this post of yours and a week ago: "masahista" on dvd.

hurmmm..

lots of places like "adam" and "earth" and 'mister something".. basta in QC. nadadaanan lang ng taxi ko nun gabi-gabi

joelmcvie said...

JAMES: Those "adam" and "earth" places are really honest-to-goodness massage parlors of the Masahista kind. In other words, wala silang pagkukunwari. But this spa I went to really is an honest-to-goodness spa that families can go to. It's just that some of their male staff members do sidelines on-the-sly.

Anonymous said...

ei joel! san yung spa na may guys na nagmamasahe? been looking for one for the longest time. email me na lang if u cant say it here. marc0_cruz@yahoo.com

thnx!

joelmcvie said...

ANONYMOUS MARO CRUZ: I've sent you an email already. However, I just wanna make sure that your email is "marco" with an "o" and not "marc0" with a zero as in "0".

Anonymous said...

ooops... my bad. its marc0_cruz@yahoo.com. its a zero instead of the letter "o"

thnx joel!

Anonymous said...

hey! i'm really interested to know where that spa is. i want to go! now! haha! please email it to me: mico.lopez@yahoo.com

thanks!! how much pala yung regular massage lang dun? and can i choose mandy as my masseur? how do i get to that legit spa? thank you so much! im so excited!!!

mlq3 said...

pls. to share info as well :)

Anonymous said...

hi whats the name & addr of this spa , how can i get the service of M.

clars2003uk1@yahoo.com
thanks

Francis said...

I think I know this spa. How can one from QC not know? This spa has been the talk of the town. :-)

Anonymous said...

Hey Joel,

Please send me the name of the spa as well as the names of maseurs whom you can "recommend". Hehe.

Thanks.

Gerbs

gerberreyes@myway.com

Anonymous said...

Hi, would really appreciate it if you can text me the spa's name and address at09209514992. thanks

joelmcvie said...
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joelmcvie said...

Dear 09209514992,

There's a reason why I do not give out my phone numbers online. Email me and I'll give you the info you need.

Thanks, mcvie

Anonymous said...

Hi Joel! Hope you can tell me other spas which offer sensual and relaxing massages. I'd surely appreciate the help. Thank you so much. You can send the info at genlor88@yahoo.com. More power!!!

Anonymous said...

hey there, im tired of all the old masseuses giving me my massage. where can i try this masseur?

just text me the details
09196533772 here

Anonymous said...

Hello, can you kindly email the name and address [of the said place]?

-->hiro_taneshi@yahoo.com

Thanks.

Anonymous said...

hey peeps! I'm neo here, but I guess I'm gonna learn much, like I have in this first log on. Pls. help me find that spa mcvie has told a story about. Pls. email it to vitruner@yahoo.com. thanks people! hope to find friends here, too. :-)

Anonymous said...

hi Joel... ive been to some legit spa in Timog also but havent encountered such a thing... Can you email me some info regarding the spa and the name of the masseur... zethir@yahoo.com

lotta thanks...

maccoy

Anonymous said...

Hi there JOel ... wanna have some info regarding that spa and the name of the masseur as well.. thanks... you can email me the info @ zethir@yahoo.com

lotta thanks

Anonymous said...

Hi joel,

please send me the info on where i can find this legit spa. Please send me the names of your recommended masseurs :) PLease email me at asianjock19@yahoo.com. "jock" is letter "o" and not zero (0) :) thanks. wolll wait for your email. regards..

pinoywatcher said...

hey dude, could you also send me the name of the spa?

pinoywatchercam@yahoo.com

thanks!
pinoy

joelmcvie said...

PINOYWATCHER AND EVERYONE ELSE READING THIS: Hey dude, could you read my April 24 episode entitled "Find Your Own Mandy"?

Thanks!

Euko Sy said...

I really got turned on by your stories. Please send the SPA name to my yahoo account Euko_ama200@yahoo.com. thanks

joelmcvie said...

EUKO SY: http://mcvie5.blogspot.com/2007/04/find-your-own-mandy.html

Anonymous said...

hey
could you email me the name of the spas? thanks a bunch
heartatbeauty@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

mcvie share naman lahat ng alam mong spots for massage with extra stuff, bath house and cruising places, try ko lahat, salamat in advance

ivco20@yahoo.com (ivc letter o and 2 number 0 )

submariner said...

HI, padala naman ng names of spa - masahista style at ung OK na masseur if you've tried already. First time ko ito.
pls send on my email..thanks

cavd95@yahoo.com

en said...

Hi joel! Would you kindly send the name and address of this spa? I hope this will still be open when I get home to the country next year. Thanks and more power! protio88@hotmail.es

chuckbass27 said...

Hy Joel! Would you please send me the name and address of this spa? chuckbass27@aol.com