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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Petty Woman

This morning I needed to break a five hundred-peso bill. So I go up to our group secretary.

Me: Girlie, meron ba tayong petty cash?
Girlie: Ay oho, ser. Magkano po kelangan n’yo?
Me: (holding up the bill) Actually Girlie, puwede mo bang i-break ito?
Girlie: Ay ser, wala po akong pamalit niyan.
Me: Ano? Kulang ba petty cash natin? O wala ka lang smaller bills?
Girlie: Ay hindi po. Kasi po ang petty cash po natin, tseke.
Me: (natigilan ng bahagya) Ahhh… ummm… eh di dapat pala “petty cheque” ang tawag.
Girlie: Ahihihi… si ser naman, nagpapatawa.

1 comment:

Phillip said...

Hihihihi....

Giggle talaga eh, no?

Hihihihihi.....