Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Friday, March 28, 2008

A Brief Semi-Rant

There’s this old obese guy at the gym who always tucks his sando into his briefs. I see this every morning and I always get dismayed. To make matters worse, his briefs are all—as in, no exaggeration, all—as old as he, with bacon straps and a fit so loose they look like boxer shorts. But because briefs are shorter than boxer shorts, whenever he sits down his pickled pepper peeps out for a peek. Ewww.

He’s not the only one who tucks his undershirt into his underwear. (Strangely they only do that when they’re wearing a pair of briefs. I’ve never seen anyone tuck their undershirt into their boxer shorts—I wonder why.) I suppose they do that to prevent their undershirt from being pulled out of the pants, but c’mon, folks! The sight of a white t-shirt peeking out of the leg holes of a pair of briefs is so… pang-lolo.

5 comments:

Pao Pielago said...

hay naku!..kung kay papa jun nangyari yan...malamang hindi ka magra-rant ngayon...hehe...

joelmcvie said...

@PAO: Kung kay Papa Jun nangyari yan... HUHUBARIN ko ang kanyang brip at sando!

Chris said...

I remember seeing guys that do that its a big turn off match it with a cellphone on their belt... I remember watching a show talking about guys that put thier fone on the belt... they're never get laid again... imagine a guy wearing polo tuck on his brief then having a cellphone holder on his belt... hahaha :D

palma tayona said...

uhm sino si jun?

(chismoso! whapaak!!... *aray*)

joelmcvie said...

@PALMA: Jun is this hunky yummylicious trainer in the gym, hehehe.