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Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
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Friday, March 20, 2009

Get Down On Your Knees And Prey!

Early in the morning I received the following text message from a friend who will remain anonymous.

AF: I feel like the devil incarnate. I was with a Mormon last night. We had sex. It was fun. The annoying part was, he was so full of innocence and guilt. If I didn’t make light of things, we would have had a pray over. Come to think of it, I think I’ll stick to screwing Catholics. At least with Catholics, the burden on having gay sex is lighter—condemn the sin, not the sinner. There’s an institutional excuse.

McVIE: Ay, no. I’d go for ecumenism. Let’s encourage more inter-faith intercourse. Pass him on to me, HAHAHA!

AF: Ever had anyone cry on you while you’re screwing him?

McVIE: In pain, in confusion or in ecstasy? How about all of the above? ☺

AF: Lahat!

McVIE: Been there, done that.


John Halcyon von Rothschild said...

OMG Eyelavit! I've always had a thing for Mormons. They always look so hot. It's a fantasy of mine.

Thadie said...

Lol! I know, some of those Mormon guys are hotties. I bet not a lot of people know when they go around on a mission voluntary basis yun and most even use their own money. Pretty admirable minsan, and they really encourage modesty lalo na sa mga girlalu.

How do I know? Malapit kasi sa bahay namin sa Tacloban yung main headquarters nila sa Region 8, juice ko, one day when I was still in high school I saw this gorgeous missionary who looked like a model. I guess he saw me staring (with my mouth agape? haha)at him... blue eyes, youthful face, nice smile, tall, and really hunky. So I suddenly had this bout of madness and approached him.

Wala akong maisip na excuse, but he was really nice. I told him I was doing research on different world religions.. he accommodated me at super explain sya sa akin dun sa loob ng parang office nila. I wasn't really listening of course, shet ang gwapo! pero conservative nga kung sa conservative, sayang hahaha

Mugen said...

sissy ang umiiyak pag binobottom. hahaha.

Ming Meows said...

i have a related post on that. Catholic sya kasi nag-sign of the cross.

Ming Meows said...

Here's the link:

Gram Math said...

i just wonder why is that those religious guys really look so hot, i think there was this gay movie latter days, the movie was so nice

Anonymous said...

can you also please share this guy to me after you're done? LOL. alam mo naman ang fantasy ko. hahahaha

Flipping Felipe said...

ay jowsko! hahahahaha