Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Friday, March 06, 2009

More BB’d Humor

The Seair plane was a twin-prop that seats 19 passengers, two crew (the pilot and his female co-pilot) and no one else. BB was seated at the special solo seat at the back; I was immediately in front of her, while beside me sat her very young, very gay, uhm, companion? Assistant? Whatever.

That BB sure has a wicked sense of humor.

As the start-struck ground crew (he insisted his photo be taken beside BB before he shut the plane doors) was getting ready to close the door, BB turned to him and asked, “What kind of plane is this?”

The crew named the model of the plane.

Without missing a beat, BB exclaimed in a loud voice for the other passengers to hear, “Oh my! This is exactly the kind of plane that crashed and killed Rustom!”

Her companion started giggling uncontrollably while BB continued, “Oops! Wala lang. I just thought you guys would wanna know….”


Anonymous said...

i love him! idol ko talaga siya! kulang na lang maging cover na siya ng vanity fair or vogue! :)

jamie da vinci! said...

i don't know which is more to worry about, BB making a plane crash joke, or that gay assistant laughing at the death of a person.

london boy said...

wagi!!! buti na lang hindi bawal ang plane crash jokes.

di ko alam kung bakit, pero kanina ko pa na-iimagine si rustom in skimpy trunks sa boracay. sana bumalik na lang sya sa pagiging straight-acting, pareho sila ni papa p! wehehe

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ONAI said...

so not funny its sad actually to let your old self die, so I think BB will ahve no life aftre all that death trash talk...and somebody give her a stylist potah... freak show on air