Watch Me Entertain Myself!

Sacha Guitry once said, "You can pretend to be serious, but you can't pretend to be witty." Oh yes, I'm the great pretender.
(pilot episode: 20 January 2004)

Monday, April 16, 2007

Why G4M May Give You A Headache

NAME: --------
AGE: 25
HEIGHT: 5'11
BUILT: gymfit
HOBBIES: magworkout

Im not into seb or any hunky punky activities....

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Some people here join Fraternities or Gangsters
Go ahead, join.
im sure when you die..

family will sorrow for you
friends will sorrow for you
relatives will sorrow for you

but your soul wont sorrow..instead your soul will deeply in pain a pain that will be carried on eternity..a pain of REGRETS. now thats nice to hear.

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what an experience would this be!!!!!!!!

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i have a experience now but definetely i not in a relationship. i can be afrend but be more polite.

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well at times a find meself bein a bit doesy and basically make fun of myself


ian said...

Ouch! Ang sakit sa ulo... Pero may mas malala pa dyan... Hehe... may nabasa na ako... di ko lang matandaan kung saan. said...

sabi ko na nga ba dapat may application form ang pagiging bakla eh...

padami nga tayo ng padami pero wala namang quality control...

joelmcvie said...

POWERBOTTOM.PH: Marami naman kasing mga fakers sa G4M eh, mga baklang bakla, aka baklang hilaw. (I know, using the term "bakla" to mean "half-ripe" is derogatory, but I couldn't pass up the chance to use the phrase "baklang bakla" hahaha!)

XP said...

haaay mas madami pa dyan lalo na ang private messages na alam mo namang canned. Di man lang nag "proofread" bago i send


chino said...

it melts my brain!!!

i mean it...


gay and gramatically-inept is a juxtaposition that should never happen!! hahahaha..

kidding!..coz then again....there must be a sense of diversity and acceptance in a community that seeks the same ryt?

joelmcvie said...

CHINO: I agree with you that we should be more accepting. Gramatical ineptness knows no sexual preference; if we go with the "10% of the population is gay" theory, then the gramatically-challenged straights outnumber the gramatically-challenged gays.

However, us gays being in the minority and prone to be treated unequally and with prejudice by the general public should strive to be better than most, including grammar. Wala lang, para lagi tayong mas maganda, AHAHAHAHA!

Ernesto said...

Freaking hilarious! I suggest that you post more of these crazy personal ads.

joelmcvie said...

ERNESTO: Sige, for the sake of The McVie Show audience, I will endure more headaches, hahahaha!

Nelson said...

Oh you should see the ads that littered the gay chat channels years ago. Nakakabiyak ng utak!

For my peace of mind, I don't go to these channels or g4m or the like..... ;-)

David said...

?! o.O ano ba yun.. XDD

hi i'm david followed the link i found in MGG.. looks like i found a new site to book mark.. and you're from marikina!! ako din.. 'la lang.. hehe..